louie9090
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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If
they Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label
It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
'For Smuggling
Diamonds'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In
Accordance With The
Prophecy'.
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than
Walk.
10. With a serious face, order a diet water
whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The
Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
And Play
tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream
'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
Towards The Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're
Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To
The Economy, We
Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level
Of
Insanity.......
Shove this down everyboy's throats until they join your minions of insanity.
       i made up the last one 'cause it was an e-mail and it said send it to everyone you know to make them smile. heck, that's a stupid one. so i changed it. there weren't any copyright signs... 
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KillerSlime
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nope! open source jokes... but yeah, it seems to be refferring to cubicle lifestyles...
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austonst
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Well, cubicle lifestyles are pretty much what people think of when they think of people working in an average life.
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KillerSlime
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ha!
i wouldn't be caught dead working in a cubicle. i've seen cubicle-lawers, it's not a pleasant lifestyle.
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louie9090
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lol, cubicle lifestyles probably slurp... not for me! too boring.
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