louie9090
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Famous last wordsok, don't have to be famous... just funny! me first:
i'll be back!
whaddya mean, you forgot the parachutes?
mad cow disease is a myth!
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~Sylph~
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My personal favourite: I wonder what would happen if I...
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austonst
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Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Nah, that'll never happen.
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KillerSlime
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I am invincible!*random irony(common not standard meaning)*
now, you wouldn't shoot me, now would you?
there's no time for safety procosions!
and, my favorite; Oops.
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louie9090
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hmmm... the red wire, or the green?
i believe i can FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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foamy
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LISTEN WERE GONNA DO IT MY WAY!!!
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louie9090
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*poke* whatcha gunna do 'bout it, huh? *poke, poke*
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Jazzy713
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I wonder what this thing here does...
What could possibly go wrong?
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louie9090
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oooh, look at it! it's so cute! cm'here little fella, come here...
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goombapatrol054
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look- no hands!
let's split up, we'll cover more ground
nice doggie
"is that vest bulletproof?"
"lets find out.."
dad, why is there apple on my head?
now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
pull the pin and count to what?
UH OH..
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foamy
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"can i try?"
"lets go kill some baddies!"
"no you slurp. "
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KillerSlime
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well, that's not supposed to happen.
how'd you get out?
about that... just kidding...
hum. i thought you'd be taller, more bony, and with a scythe...
if i'm running, they should not be able to hit me, right?
why, why did you not tell me you lived on the fourth floor?
i do not need to read the instructions, those are for little girls. i'll just put the peices together.
i'm too manly for safety procautions!!!
(not quite last words...) i dare you to do that upsidedown.
oh, yes i can.
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louie9090
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lol, that gives me an idea... hehehe...
Fie on your cowardly caution! a manly man does not give a care if he lives or dies! and i am the manliness manly man alive! that was fun
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KillerSlime
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"i am not afraid to die for my country."
over my dead body.
so you think you can kill me?
i dare you to try.
just because you have the gun does not make you boss.
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louie9090
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person one: ooooh! i read skull button! should i push it?
person two: push it! push it! push it!
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foamy
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lets test drive the spaceship!!
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louie9090
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you look like Michel Jackson!
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goombapatrol054
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hey, that looks easy!
lemme try.
is that bone 'sposed to stick out like that?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhhh!
oh, I wouldn't worry about that noise. it's probably nothing
"DO NOT OPEN"
don't be so superstitious...
whatever you do, dont panic
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~Sylph~
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Oooo look at that tornado! Lemme go get my camera!
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KillerSlime
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psh. that volcano didn't blow the last time i evacuated. it'll never go off.
oh omnipotent deity, the pain, the pain!!!!!!!!!
is that light supposed to be blinking?
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louie9090
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| goombapatrol054 wrote: | hey, that looks easy!
lemme try.
is that bone 'sposed to stick out like that?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhhh!
oh, I wouldn't worry about that noise. it's probably nothing
"DO NOT OPEN"
don't be so superstitious...
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yay Douglas Adams! *cough* anyway...
omg! i just crossed my eyes! hey, what is that giant wierd thing heading towards me....
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KillerSlime
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don't panic, that's the whole point. they're much smaller on the book.
oh, i read about these. if we just back away slowly...
prepare to die!
well, that explains alot.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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louie9090
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wheeeeeeeee, look at me! i'm in the protective circle! now i'm out! in, out, in, out, in, ou-
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KillerSlime
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you put your left hand in...
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Whee! i'm invisible! |
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bluff, bluff, bluff, bluff, bluff the stupid ogre... |
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louie9090
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| KillerSlime wrote: | you put your left hand in...
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Whee! i'm invisible! |
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bluff, bluff, bluff, bluff, bluff the stupid ogre... |
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XD yay Elan! i'm at the current one right now... grrrrr, have to wait!anyway... ROY'S GOT BOOBIES!!! ya know what? i'm really imature...
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KillerSlime
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meh. now, here's my favorite from him;
| Quote: | | now, suppose someone has already pressed the self destruct switch... |
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Jazzy713
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Oops. Maybe I should have pushed the other button...
Person 1: Hey, I bet ya 50 bucks that if you push the "self-destruct" button it won't work.
Person 2: That's a stupid idea...make it 100.
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louie9090
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RWLHTY(and)FOC!!!!!!!
it means roaring with laughter harder then you and falling of chair. my sides hurt me and my friend are having the craziest conversation right now...
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~Sylph~
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The odds are against us... little to no chance of success... Sounds Fun!
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KillerSlime
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you haven't the guts for murder.
nifty, very nifty.
banzai!
(insert battle cry here!)
(insert 10p monolauge here!)
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louie9090
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Mindelan! Mindelan! Mindelan!
mt battle cry... for Kel! lol, she's my favorite book character ever.
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KillerSlime
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Yay! people in the 21st century read books! i read them, but noone really at my school does...
Psh. everyone knows ninjas aren't real.
i bet that's a retracting dagger.
urgh! my spleeen....
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louie9090
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going to school sucks. i just stay home to learn... more fun! and, i get to go on more field trips! wheeeeeeeee! *cough* anyway:
is that what i think it is?
i'm SUPER MAN!
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KillerSlime
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I believe i can fly...
and i think i can do it.
good carnivore.... goooood carnivore...
if i reach terminal velocity, i should stop accelerating, and if i stop accelerating, that means i'll slow down, right?
I'll knock on the door of the enemy camp.(luckily/unluckily, i healed him after this in D&D...)
Zzzzzzzzchhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!(after one of my fellow charas in D&D had a Mid-Life crisis and wanted a new character. try to guess whta happened to his old one!)
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louie9090
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Girls can't fight!
(tehehehe, i'm in a Tamora Pierce mood!)
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~Sylph~
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Hey lets go up on the roof with the big microwave dishes and have a bar-b-q!
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KillerSlime
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my product is perfectly harmless. allow me to demonstrate...
and now, i, the greatest daredevil, will attempt the most death-defying stunt!
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louie9090
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oops...
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KillerSlime
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already been said, louie.
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louie9090
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oh... lol, sorry, no sugar yet today.
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foamy
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(suger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
shut up!
what monsters arnt real!
ill be fine!
im goona go and hang out with my friends in a ally!
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Jazzy713
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Electricity is a myth!
*goes up on roof with golf club during thunder storm*
See, I told you-
*lightning strikes*
*smell of burning flesh*
(Isn't that a wonderful thought? )
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KillerSlime
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reminds me of the line i love the smell of napalm in the morning...
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louie9090
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lol... reminds me of 'If you cry, i wil cry... if you laugh, i will laugh... if you jump out of a window, i will laugh harder.' XD but anyway...
That isn't C-4, it's a blob of clay that looks like C-4! it is not going to blow up in three seconds!
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