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SpEEdySnAIL · Irregular Regular of Doom Joined: 25 Apr 2006 Posts: 79

Last night there was a bear on the deck. A BEAR.

...but not just any bear. This bear was around last year. We named him Bob, for lack of a better name. Last year I never saw him up close, just out the window at night in the dark, so he looked like a lump instead of a bear. But this time we saw him come right up on the deck and tear apart a birdfeeder. He's not afraid of people, as he came right up to the door and looked in at us. It was awesome.

But this morning when we looked out the window we saw something terrible. The bear had KNOCKED DOWN part of the fence in the front lawn! Surprised

He had also snapped the big iron shepherd's hook birdfeeder hanger in two and ate the birdfood!

My dad reported Bob with an online form this morning....

What do you guys have to say about this? It was so weird.
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foamy · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:05 pm Post subject:

GET A GUN!!!!!11!!!!!!1415!!1!one!!!11!
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KillerSlime · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:06 am Post subject:

I don't know...
there was a bear wandering arround the city where i live a while ago, people came and put sleeping drugs in it and shipped it off to the woods near Yakima...
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FishyFriend · The Yoshi-zilla of Posting Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 835

Hu! A day ago, my teacher so a bear at a barbeque that licked the fishes' juice... She also told me that a cub was there to. They made loud noises and scared it up a tree but the mother was too lazy to do anyhting I guess... Rolling Eyes

KillerSlime · Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:01 am Post subject:

...
did the teacher see the bear?
fishes' juice?
be confused, be very confused, i guess...
because then we'll have more in common...
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k0zzmick_deemmin · Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:27 am Post subject:

Uh, he said that the bear licked the fish on the grill. What's so hard to understand about that?
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FishyFriend · The Yoshi-zilla of Posting Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 835

Oh yeah.. they all went went behind a shack and watched the bear.

KillerSlime · Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:43 am Post subject:

because i've never seen a juiced fish.
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k0zzmick_deemmin · Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:14 am Post subject:

Would sauces be a better word? Or flavorings? Liquid manefestations of fishy goodness?
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Lol.

FishyFriend · The Yoshi-zilla of Posting Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 835